Choose Your Own Adventure
Last night I went out with #6. I know people, I said I was done with him. Well I lied. No, I didn’t lie, I intended to be done with him but when he dropped me a line and asked me if I was free, before I could stop myself we were making plans to go out. <insert stupid girl face here> But he took the iniative to make plans, and so I excitedly said yes.
While emailing Tamera about the evening’s plans - because a girl often needs her posse to help her with these things - she responded with this:
What will Courtney do about #6?
A) Courtney calls #6 and tells him that she has plans this evening. From this point on, every time he asks if she’s busy she will respond hours later apologetically or not at all. #6 will figure it out on his own. To find out what happens next, flip to the chapter titled, “Courtney Bows Out With All Her Feelings Intact”.
B) Courtney goes out on the unexpected “date” with #6, has a good time with minimal physical contact. She stays in control of the whole evening. When the evening is complete, Courtney kisses him goodbye and they go their separate ways. To find out what happens next, flip to the chapter titled, “Waiting for Some Effort”.
C) Courtney proceeds with the evening plans with #6, growing more excited with each passing minute! They have a flirtatious dinner and several alcoholic beverages… The evening ends with hot drunken sex. To see what happens next, turn to the chapter titled, “Figure Out What Feels Good vs. What IS Good”.
Rather than tell you what happened last night I want my dear readers to leave a comment, letting me know which option you think I chose. Remember, while you wouldn’t always know it based on the things I write on this blog, I am capable of behaving myself. Also remember that even if I’m capable of behaving myself I don’t always choose to. 
And never fear, I’ll give details in my next post. But first I’m curious to see what my readers think occurred, though if you’re all as perverted as I am, I’m quite sure I know what the majority will say.
I’m guessing (and hoping for) B.
Humm…did my sister go home a good girl or go home with a sex smile on her face? Ohh which one do I choose?!?!?!
I’m hoping that it is B. Please say B! And please let me know ASAP!
Oh hell- life is short so I choose “C”!
If I was #6, I would definitely suggest C, but since I’m not, I would have recommended A. I do believe, however, you went with B.
I think you went with B.
I would have suggested A (he he), but B is where I hope it went.
I want an email missy.
I believe you went with B, however, I know that I’ve made some of those C choices recently…
Not A.
So, it’s a choice between whether you stared at the menu and just ordered coffee, or whether you had yourself a big helping of syrupy breakfast goodness with powdered sugar and fruit topping…
I’m thinking this time you ordered coffee (B), and if #6 is smart he’ll keep showing initiative so you can order that Grand Slam (C)…
Hot drunken sex! Hot drunken sex!
c…with throwing up at some point…
I think you went with D “moving on” - while on the date with #6, you hooked up with bachlor #8 and ditched #6.
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